One For You Lord of the Rings Fans

Middle Earth Rhapsody by my inordinately clever boyfriend Becky.

In other news, the computer system at work is now working but the tannoy system seems to be failing as we had numerous statements along the lines

"This is a ...est of the tan... ....tem
One
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fo...
[long pause as the guard tries to work out how to count backwards]
..our
three
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End of Mes...ge"