More Tales From The Gents'

Back in July I regaled you with an email from our deputy building custodian about proper use of the loos. Well he has been forced to email us again.

From: Dep Building Custodian
Sent: 29 March 2006 09:38
To: All
Subject: Chewing Gum

Apologies to you ladies, this does not apply to you. Will whoever is spitting their chewing gum in the gents urinals please refrain from this odious habit. The cleaners are obviously fed up fishing these tasteless (pun intended) products out, by virtue of the mounting evidence in the downstairs gents.

If you must insist on chewing gum in the work place, please wrap it in tissue and dispose of it in one of the many bins around the pavilion. If you have trouble locating one of these, please look behind you, next time you visit the gents urinal.

P.S.

Of course, please finish any processes before turning around. We aim to please.

Dep Building Custodian

'So unlike the homelife of our own dear Queen', as my Mum is wont to say when she is being sarcastic.

Now Please Wash Your Hands

This was sent out to everybody in my building all I can say is urgh!

Sent: 12 July 2005 11:21
To: ALL
Subject: Toilets

Could I ask all staff to refrain from putting anything down the toilets that should, by rights, go in the bins. I have just fished an empty Quavers packet from a toilet that refused to flush and, no doubt, would have caused a blockage if left and subsequently soiled. Could I also remind staff that eating and drinking in the toilets could pose a risk to health. Whilst I admire the person's in question attempt to kill two birds with one stone, a rest room by the front lobby, is provided for personnel to get away from their desks for a few minutes if they feel the need to eat a potato based snack.

Dep Building Custodian