"poem describing what a conservation officers does"
Although I did recently invest in some English Poetry I don't know of any such poems. But being the helpful sort I thought I could write some so channelling the spirit of McGonagall I did this
I am a conservation officer,
I like to save the bees,
They are very important,
as they fertilise the trees
I like to save the bees,
They are very important,
as they fertilise the trees
Then I realised that the searcher was probably thinking of the buildings sort of conservation officer but I can't think of anything that rhymes with cornice at the mo.
Splendid ode, but rather more in the style of Pam Ayres than McGonagall, I thought?
ReplyDeleteYep it probably is, which is a nasty thought. ;)
ReplyDeletePumice sought of goes...
ReplyDeleteThank you Beki
ReplyDelete"As I sat in the bath with the pumice
I wondered what the conservation officer
would say about the cornice."
Might work in a John Hegly stylee. Or perhaps not.