From: Dep Building Custodian
Sent: 29 March 2006 09:38
Subject: Chewing Gum
Apologies to you ladies, this does not apply to you. Will whoever is spitting their chewing gum in the gents urinals please refrain from this odious habit. The cleaners are obviously fed up fishing these tasteless (pun intended) products out, by virtue of the mounting evidence in the downstairs gents.
If you must insist on chewing gum in the work place, please wrap it in tissue and dispose of it in one of the many bins around the pavilion. If you have trouble locating one of these, please look behind you, next time you visit the gents urinal.
Of course, please finish any processes before turning around. We aim to please.
Dep Building Custodian
'So unlike the homelife of our own dear Queen', as my Mum is wont to say when she is being sarcastic.